[Fockbox]

A long, long time ago, in the ancient day of Teams and Fortress 2, there was 10 classes on either side of the dispute. The class was called the "Goron". It was to be an alternative for pacifists who did not have a Doctorate in Medicine. The point of the class was to exchange messages between camps in order to reach a cease fire treaty. For this reason, the class was given a 200% speed bonus. However, beta testers found the class to be too overpowered as they ended the class too quickly. The class was removed by Valve and the Gorons items were given to other classes (the Sandvich was originally a Rock that resotred all health and could be thrown with right click, similar to the Sandman). The class was condemned to be lost in the games code forever. Until one day, a bright young boy named Fockbox stumbled upon the code and re-implemented the Goron back into the game by altering the delta-channel UI and mounting the beta bypass onto the gamma check. This is a video documenting these events.