Classic! Having actually been in the US Army (10 years, 1 day) - I officially dub this as the most realistic COD yet!
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are VIPs. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every AA member is your brother. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Cheaters get banned. That's what we're here for. But AA lives forever.
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.