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Old 2014-06-11, 00:31   #8 (permalink)
Rezlind
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If you mean in a single day, I'd wager 76 jet kills, if you mean your record kills, I'd say 3,537. As for a joke:

"a man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
at 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"i have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"wow! that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"good," she replied. "get your own fucking blanket." after a moment of silence, he farted."
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